fandoms: sherlock, all marvel related, supernatural, once upon a time, castle, criminal minds, grey's anatomy
fun fact: when I grow up I want to be a manatee
Destiel + Quotes
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth
i hate seeing myself on video bc i look 10 times uglier than i do in the mirror & it’s like wow is that what people see when they look at me omfg
2 SHERLOCK EPISODES IN ONE WEEK
We will explode and Tumblr alongside us
I will not be parted from you again.
“He’s coming back to, not a changed London, but his London is very changed. An empty flat, an engaged best friend, and not knowing how to engage with that is heartbreaking.”
When people on Tumblr use my real name instead of my url.
i would sell my soul for certain fanfics to become movies
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT I’M THE EXACT SAME AGE AS SCOOBY
oh…so they were literally meddling kids