live in the sunshine. swim in the sea. drink the wild air.
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
We both thought you were an idiot, Sherlock,
this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen
sharing the first snowfall with a kiss.. awww
these cats have a better love life than me
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
it’s in words
I’m going back to Boston, I’m going to my mother’s house, I’m sleeping in my mother’s bed, I’m gonna eat my mother’s cooking and I’m done.
my cousin said captain america is useless and it was four in the morning and i was so tired but that did not stop me from giving like an hour speech on how amazing steve rogers is